Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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