So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize