normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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