Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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