I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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