god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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