and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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