she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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