Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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(845): View more from New York

She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox

(1-248): View more from Michigan

You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(503): View more from Oregon

All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together

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(647): View more from Ontario

Where is Holly?

(647): View more from Ontario

Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down

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