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at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(737): at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...<div>(1-737): I hope so</div> http://tfl.nu/b6f6

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(518): View more from New York

You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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(518): You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window http://tfl.nu/qxzy

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(541): View more from Oregon

you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?

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(541): you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me? http://tfl.nu/hd4u

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(201): View more from New Jersey

So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.

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(201): So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her. http://tfl.nu/3bi4

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(845): View more from New York

don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.

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(845): don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified. http://tfl.nu/evog

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.

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(717): i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it. http://tfl.nu/e8nk

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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.

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(610): He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick. http://tfl.nu/upxm

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(415): View more from California

just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.

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(415): just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover. http://tfl.nu/scdy

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(303): View more from Colorado

so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???

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all of the above

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(303): so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after??? (1-303): all of the above http://tfl.nu/yvgg

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...

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(+44): I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt... http://tfl.nu/1ly3

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(210): View more from Texas

My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.

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(210): My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels. http://tfl.nu/r3d1

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."

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(570): I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls." http://tfl.nu/63z2

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with

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(905): I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with http://tfl.nu/izq7

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress

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(816): I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress http://tfl.nu/wfzu

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...

(919): View more from North Carolina

it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.

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(804): I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer... (919): it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth. http://tfl.nu/fj5d

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