oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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