I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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