Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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