That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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