We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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