Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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