I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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