stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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