FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come share oat with me in your robe
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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