what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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