What did we do last night that was yellow?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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