so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
