i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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