We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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