Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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