did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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