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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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