He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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