Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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