He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I want her autograph on my taint
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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