you have to choose: penises or morals?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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