I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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