Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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