im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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