BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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