oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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