apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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