i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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