You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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