She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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