like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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