were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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