No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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