Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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