i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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