now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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