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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

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... about that ...

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(808): View more from Hawaii

i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed

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(604): View more from British Columbia

i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

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(813): View more from Florida

he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up

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(214): View more from Texas

No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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how is that even possible?

(908): View more from New Jersey

ove gloves.

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be there in ten.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.

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(916): View more from California

Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!

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