You work out of a Hotel?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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