Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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