Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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