So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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