idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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