wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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