covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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